So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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