its not stalking. its research.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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