Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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