4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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