shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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