I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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