The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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