What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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