Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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You are a genius and a whore.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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