it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
