Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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