This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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