I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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