Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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