the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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