I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
you had me at cake vodka
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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