what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Randomize
