Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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