were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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