I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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