im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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