we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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