I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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