When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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