She's JV to your varsity
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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