How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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