found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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