Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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