I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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