so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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