She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Randomize
