p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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