Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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