Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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