the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My feet surprised me
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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