Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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