I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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