he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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