it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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