Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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