I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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