when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Randomize
