I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
they need to just BURY HIM!
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I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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