He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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