If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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