he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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