what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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