He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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