TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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