i think i have herpe
just one?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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