i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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