this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
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I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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