Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
It's blow job season.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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