Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
the liver wants what the liver wants
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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