I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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