love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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