what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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