You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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